With their famous mantra, “One for all, and all for chicken!” the Three Brisketeers set out to stop the powerful Cardinal Le Broilier. Pledging their loyalty to King Stewy XIV, the inseparable Flank, Frank and Shank become masters of both sword-fighting and hoof-to-hand combat.
Having eluded Scotland Barnyard for years, the mysterious spatula-wielding Jack the Flipper is now at it again. But fast on the tracks of this notorious serial cooker is the keen-eyed inspector Steerlock Holmes. With his trusty sidekick, Wellington, Steerlock has cracked down on some of the most infamous criminals in London's burger-ridden Beefpacking District.
After falling into a hole while grazing for hay, the young Salisbury finds herself in an eccentric world where no bovine is what he seems. Despite warnings from Cattledee and Cattledum, Salisbury is entrapped by the Chef of Hearts. But the quick-witted calf soon escapes after distracting the Chef with the Furry Hatter's riddle: “Which came first, the chicken or the bun?”
Perhaps no story has turned more people away from beef-eating than the touching tale of Old Mooer. Set in the prairie town of Pasture Point, Texas, the story begins with the Smith family reluctantly adopting the scruffy mutt cow that has appeared on their doorstep. After saving the family from wild wolves and a runaway stagecoach, the lovable Old Mooer quickly warms the family's hearts, persuading them to convert their farm from cattle to poultry.
While searching for a new oat trading route, a mariner named Cowrusoe becomes stranded on an uncharted island in the Cowribbean with only the hay on his back. But despite having all the lush grass he can possibly chew, Cowrusoe's only true happiness lies in persuading the local tribe of burger-eaters to set their sights on the island's wild poultry instead.
Unlucky from the day he was calved, Bulliver finds himself in an endless series of misadventures. From a bizarre run-in with a band of tiny burger chefs called the Deliputians to a land of giant, pecking chickens, Bulliver discovers that no matter where you travel, it ain't easy being a bovine.
In this harrowing tale of one man's self-destructive desire for burgers, we follow the vengeful Captain Fryhab and his shipmate Charbuck. After years of searching for an elusive white whale cow named Mooby, Fryhab is awakened one fateful night to cries of, “Thar she moos!” The crew prepares for the barbecue of their lives. But in an ironic turn of events, Mooby discovers the joy of human-tipping.
This ancient bovine epic tells the story of a poor nomadic cow named Ali Babacue. One day, while shepherding chickens, Ali stumbles across a cave holding a secret stockpile of golden cooking utensils. He then sets out to remove them after overhearing the chefs' magic password, “Open Sesame Seed.”
After constructing a top-secret submarine from scrap barn wood, the eccentric Captain Nemoo assembles a team of bovine adventurers to hunt for the Lost City of Chicklantis. Outwitting the notorious cooktopus, Nemoo and his crew finally find the Lost City, where the streets are made of hay and there's a chicken in every pot.
Few characters have left as powerful a hoofmark on cow literature as Flankenstein. But beneath his ghoulish appearance lies a benevolent bovine struggling to make sense of a world where cows are eaten instead of loved. After escaping from his creator, the distraught Flankenstein embarks on an antibeef crusade, pleading with the villagers to look within themselves and quell their red-meat fixation.
In this classic tale adored by calves and children alike, the mischievous Porter Pan, a calf who refuses to grow up, leads a band of kids on a magical adventure through Neverpasture. Porter's message is simple: Eat chicken, and you will never grow old! But standing in his way is the ravenous Captain Meathook, who sees Porter as nothing but aged veal.
This holiday favorite tells the story of a crotchety beef tycoon named Burganeezer, known for his trademark phrase, “Bah, hamburger!” On the verge of launching a new holiday brisket, Burganeezer is awakened on Christmas Eve by three cow spirits: the Ghosts of Dinner Past, Present and Future. They reveal just how much better a chicken-filled life could be.