"Moo!"...that's how I ordered. What else could I do to draw attention to the fact that I was wearing ears, spots & a sign that encouraged others to "Eat mor chiken"?
Then the cashier noticed the "numbered tag" on my fake ear..."That means you've been chosen and won't be around much longer!" How nice. SO glad I'm not a cow in real life. Doubly glad I get to eat more chicken!